Lumberyard Legends

Why the (anvil) does Home Depot sell plants? (Yeah!) Why the (fart) do they need to do that? (Yeah!) Whenever I go to Home Depot to buy a lightbulb for three dollars and twenty seven cents They always have them for three dollars and twenty eight cents It pisses me the (eagle) off (What?) So I pulled out a bomb and I go nyehahahaha (Yeah!) I then explode the plant aisle because Why the (woo) does Home Depot sell plants? (Yeah!) Say-a-Home Depot Home Depot! Say-a-Home Depot Home Depot! Say-a-Home Depot Home Depot! Home Depot should sell wood that is exactly Two point one three one three one two one seven nine (Yeah!) You didn't let me finish As I was trying to say Home Depot should sell Two point one three one four one seven one two one three three three three six-inch planks!