You Only Love Him Cuz He's a Bastard

You know I ain't been feelin' right Since you walked out the other night Went right back to your old boyfriend The one who punched me on the chin I may not be as big as him At least I don't sleep with your best friend You don't really love him You don't even like him You only want him 'Cause he's a bastard I know he's better lookin' than me But he don't love you and make you tea I pack your lunch every day You go out with him and he makes you pay The night he crashed your Malibu You went home with him while I waited for you You don't really love him You don't even like him You only want him 'Cause he's a bastard C'est un vrai con, to je chuj Es un pendejo, e un stronzo Er ist ein Arschloch, yeah He's a real, a real son of a bitch! You don't really love him You don't even like him You only want him 'Cause he's a bastard He sold your jewelry on e-Bay He kicks your dog when you're away He's always rude to your mum He steals your smokes and chews your gum He takes all of your best liquor Gets drunk and hits on your kid sister You don't really love him You don't even like him You only want him 'Cause he's a bastard, Yeah, Yeah Whoa he's a bastard, yeah yeah  Whoa he's a bastard, yeah yeah...