Hair Metal Husband

He's my hair metal husband, can't you see? All the things I'd let him do to me He drives fast cars and he hits on girls I wanna get lost in his luscious curls He wears tight pants like Axl Rose He's always in a sexual kind of pose When he looks at me from across the crowd Oh he, makes me wanna sing so loud He's my hair metal husband, can't you see? Makes me feel like 1983 When he plays guitar, it breaks my heart Oh we're, never gonna be apart Baby, baby, take me home tonight Smooth-talking boy says he don't bite Soft little whispers feel so nice Take me to your hair metal paradise You're just too bad to stay by my side I wonder, I don't know how to decide Take me on a tour, I'll go with you Don't care just what I gotta do He's my hair metal husband, can't you see? Makes me feel like 1983 When he plays guitar, it breaks my heart Oh we're, never gonna be apart The tap of his foot, the sling of his hair He commands the stage like he just don't care Every solo he takes, I fall more in love He's an angel fuckin' sent by the Lord above He'll take me for a walk on the wild side But I'd risk it all just to see him smile He greets me back stage with a kiss on the hand Oh I'm, falling in love with a boy in a band