Bird Dad's Recompense (feat. Jimmy)

Hello there I heard you like hats I suppose I do That's splendid Uh When it comes to birds what kind do you consider yourself Crow maybe Ah the bringer of death I see Uh sure Never more Leanore That's a raven However it should have been a crow I like it as a raven Me too but it should have been a crow But nevermind Once upon a midnight dreary while I pondered weak and weary Don't start this Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore While I nodded nearly napping suddenly there came a tapping As if someone gently rapping Rapping on my chamber door I'm just going to let you go Don't do it please I think I'm a raven I guess that makes sense Did you know crows ravens and blackbirds Are all signs of good passage and protection as well as death I did not know that If a bird follows you it wants to protect you Is there a point here Seven years ago I met a bird I've met many birds Well this bird wasn't just a bird Was it a blackbird or a black bird It was a vivid indigo slash black Okay The bird spoke to me in a deep tone That seems unlikely Oh but it happened Did it now Yes it did would you like to know what he said It is I birdface I've roamed this Earth for centuries Looking for the perfect specimen for my personal projects It appears you will do perfectly Would you like to come with me to my lab Oh I guess that's cool Indeed and I only did what was natural Considering it was a talking bird with promise for death Punt it into next week No that would have been crazy Instead I lifted my arms up and let the winds carry me Three weeks into the future The day that I had lived to see tomorrow The day that I ended up gaining 5 extra limbs And that was when I opened my eyes And saw the bird was actually my father That had been caring for me all throughout my life Such as those time that he killed my secret attackers That were planning to attack me from the South when I was heading North And that's when I embraced the bird The bird started to cry tears of happiness It was reunited with its human son I was reunited with my bird dad And then the bird exploded because I hugged it too tightly Rest in peace bird dad beloved bird and dad Nine fifty-four am to nine fifty-six am Then I was taken back into the past but also original present time And I saw the bird waiting for my response To his suggestion of going back to the lab and I answered yes Wait the bird was two minutes old Bird time is wacky Two minutes in their time is like four hundred centuries in human years I don't think that's true and you hugged it to death But I hugged it to death in the future Two minutes into the future Nope three weeks into the future The bird doesn't yet exist No the bird exists but not in our time He died seven years ago and after I met him He lasted for three more weeks before he died Let's move on what was birdface's lab like Birdface uh Bird Dad had lifted me onto his tiny back And he flew towards the smallest mountain in the range The one with the gigantic atomic bomb hanging over it And he took me into the secret passage That was in the underside of the mountain Entering the lab there were plenty of bright lights That symbolized a certain figure Something I couldn't quite think of But there was familiarity in that symbol I recognized it somehow I took one final glance at the lights Before I was hit in the head and my lights when out I was unconscious