Poor Richard's Almanac

Ahhh F*ck you Richard sit the f*ck down Wouldn't be Preserving Hardcore if it wasn't for you clowns Ay find your own seat cause you're in my fucking chair Protest against the system cause this shit ain't fair Everyone knows you're a bunch of pussies Your logo's even a cat I'm fucking depressed Bagel take a shower Handle deez nuts and in fear you will cower F*ck you Richard You boutta get clapped You send don't send your dick But don't check your snap F*ck you Richard You boutta get clapped You send don't send your dick But don't check your snap Ahh shit I'm fucking back greetings and salutations Sit back and enjoy my verbal masturbations It's circle time bitch so stay fucking seated Kill yourself line completed Stay in your fucking parking lot Cause your front man's lines are never this hot Skinny weed man think he's the boss Hey remind me how much them condoms cost The gun to my head and the executioner said What's the difference between an orgy of apes And four teens that need to get laid Then pronounced me dead Noodles left this space because he wasn't thinking High tide at ten thirty-seven The forecast says it's hot in here Now on to you Wittman Rich Richard dick licker Compared to the goose our cock's bigger The irony that you sell condoms when you don't get laid There's a goose on the loose that actually gets paid You're just a phase a wave your fans fade away F*ck with us and we'll send you to the grave You probably couldn't tell a goose from a duck That's cause y'all bitches be dumb as f*ck Y'all a bunch of chodes shaped like a hockey puck A bunch of little virgins mad they don't get the suck What's this call yourselves real hardcore Pretty fucking phony cause your music's such a bore I could go to a show and all I'd hear's a snore Or maybe you gobbling up cock like a whore Bitch F*ck you Wait hold on guys F*ck you Richard You boutta get wait here it comes F*ck you F*ck you Richard You bout to get clapped You send don't send your dick But don't check your snap F*ck you Richard You bout to get clapped You send don't send your dick But don't check your snap F*ck you Richard I'm coming at you like long bone And that's a promise F*ck you Corey Miller 2008