Side on the Shitwalk

Arghh We're gonna diddle you a little diddy And diddle your titties It's the longest shit in the sea That's what sea said Ar har har There be a kraken in the water Don't snort crack matey Ar har har As eight equals nine I can't be divine Can you hear the shell crack To show the newest member He shall not disappoint Can you see his glowing ember He's so lonely Herald's Goose the one and only Roaming the world serenity unfurled Thrashing with a force to kill each other How can you stand to be this bird's lover As eight equals nine I can't be divine They will play in the fields until they kill each other Wait what Why do you swim to hunt for your prey You should swim to attack men on two legs Why do you swim around the pond all day We only eat whole wheat bread f*ck you Quack Oh my eye Am I gonna die Am I gonna die in the lobby Is it gonna burn Am I gonna die in the lobby Blood stains on the walls Scrape my nails on them They're coming through the back door Hide the children for He won't let you walk in the light of day They all think I'm crazy My left eye is lazy Kill me please I wanna die F*ck I'll tell you what I'm feeling Expressing fucking moving You got the stale bread The dog is fucking dead Roo roo rah rah ting ting tang Roo roo rah rah ting ting tang Roo roo rah rah ting ting tang Roo roo rah rah ting ting tang I'll tell you what I'm feeling Expressing fucking moving You got the stale bread The dog is fucking dead Yeah Roo roo rah rah ting ting tang Roo roo rah rah ting ting tang Roo roo rah rah ting ting tang Roo roo rah rah ting ting tang Ear old fucking ass I never even cared to ask Take the plate off in the oven Leave the flub rug in the tub Lay the plate on the flat table Read no one your random cluckin mcguckin fable Travel pluck herbert in the eye Ear old fucking ass I never even cared to ask Take the plate off in the oven Leave the flub rug in the tub Yeehaw Apple jacks Apple jacks Apple jacks Apple jacks Apple jacks Apple jacks Apple jacks Apple jacks Apple jacks Apple jacks Apple jacks Oooo Apple jacks Apple jacks Apple jacks Oh no Oooo ohhh The planets were then formed It was like a loud pop First came Earth then Saturn Earth then Saturn I was a fool They wouldn't let me into Harvard With my eleven point oh pure water content In the car he was sixty years old Dad came home And the microwave's on fire Fire is bad It has a deadly mixture With carrots that will turn your skin yellow Spiraling out of control spinning into control The planets were formed Rex was my pet giraffe He ran really fucking fast He's not a normal person Charles was my spacecraft Rex always got the shaft He's not a normal person We fed him monster trucks His bowels were completely fucked He's not a normal person Because eight equals nine I can't be divine Jesus is a lie We are Herald's Goose Jesus is a lie We are Herald's Goose We come from the sky Just to drop a deuce We will give you pie And send you to the noose Surrender your mind and your shit For we are your gods And we will throw a fit We will bless you with cancer And curse you with AIDS For this is a ploy To start some crusades We will take all your socks And we'll take all your shoes We're mad with power and we're angry with you Jesus is a lie We are Herald's Goose Ahhh Jesus Jesus He's in the room J-J-Jesus He's alive again Jesus The sun of the sun is the sun of the sun The girth of the earth is formed at the birth The moon consumes the poon at noon Space is the place with the grace of the face The sun of the sun is the sun of the sun The girth of the earth is formed at the birth The moon consumes the poon at noon Space is the place with the grace of the face The sun of the sun is the sun of the sun Thick as a brick yuh Give it a lick yuh Cocaine on my dick yuh Bitch just sniff the tip yuh Tongue doing summersaults up that asscrack Call me the asshole acrobat Dick up your ass it's a sodomy lobotomy These hoes so cheap need a penny for my thots Shoutout Mark Cuban Woah woah Woah woah Woah woah Woah woah-oh-oh-oh Swirling down a dark path Coming home from an early grave Dance a body neurotically No one in life you can really save The end is nigh Tie your necks The end is nigh Tie your necks Dismantle your washing equipment Decorate the walls with blood Shatter the bones in your throat Merge your body back with the mud The end is nigh Tie your necks The end is nigh Tie your necks The Russians are invading and my Korg has a missing key Barchatto bukake mandolin ahh My intestines went to Ohio that's it I shit my pants- cough cough cough cough cough Leafblowers make sounds bfff Eminem has died Oh no oh please The f*ck it's coming Please no no f*ck oh god Please no ah no It's gonna fucking get me no No it's gonna fucking please no It's so fucking no Ahhhh fucking god No no I don't want to fucking die I don't wanna die I don't wanna die Ahhh Ahh Ahhh Eeeee Thank you President Ford We're gonna sing this chord We hope you stay To tell your tale Of love anyway Your time as Mr President Sincerely Herald Sent from my iPhone