The Ballad of March 9th

A wise man once said that time is money and money is net Then promptly tripped over one marking territory for rackets All it took was two Doritos We shall contemplate that we're all gonna die one day Just like that bird who looks like popcorn where it lay And all it took was two Doritos Boom pow crash bang boom pow crash say it louder Whap whap whap whap whap whap whap say it louder Kawhump kahwump kawhump kawhump Kawhump kawhump kawhump one more time Boom crash boom crash kawhump Whap whap boom crash chorus And all it took was two Doritos Two regular ass Doritos