The G-Chord Song

I'm gonna sing you a song This is the g-chord This is the g-chord song I hope you aren't bored When I play the g-chord I play it for the lord He likes the g-chord I'll tell you where pee is stored After I play you the g-chord You are probably floored When I only play the g-chord I'm in a psych ward Cause I only play the g-chord This is the g-chord This is the g-chord song I'm playing the g-chord I'm playing it all day long This is the g-chord Hello everyone this is a formal apology on behalf of herald's goose (ahh) Regarding the recent quality control of our material As you've probably noticed by now (this is the g-chord) We do not turn down any ideas that are brought to the table While preparing for EP3 (where have I gone) the third EP And exploring a return to our roots (this is the g-chord) One of our members who shall remain anonymous (this song is too long) Pitched the idea of the g-chord song A track that is comprised of only the g major chord (this is the g-chord) Due to the disgust espressed over this track Which you are currently listening to Which so happens to be the g-chord song (help) We hereby vow to produce better music (please) Which meets the standards our fans deserve (jesus christ help me) The g-chord song is not funny (it hurts) If you think the g-chord song is funny, you are wrong The g-chord song was recorded and put on this release (please) As a reminder of just what rock bottom is (this is the g-chord) We can and will do better (there's no other chord) Enjoy the rest of your day here at idlewild and soak zone