The Sunshine Man

Peter was a forgetful f*ck He never really learned to drive But one day he decided to cruise Into that house with those shiny knives Kenny was a ball of problems Everything went to shit So when he fell in the trash compactor We weren't sure he would fit They don't think about their lives it's all just a blur Even though they're all sober their words are just slurs While we sit here bitching and whining Every day that sunshine man keeps on shining Max was a German officer He loved to use his blender Oh god they're crossing the border Greife den zeitreisender Noods was shipping noodles All across the world He was also a shopping cart attendant Hard to believe such a plot unfurled They don't think about their lives it's all just a blur Even though they're all sober their words are just slurs While we sit here bitching and whining Every day that sunshine man keeps on shining Greyson was a babysitter Who committed arson It wouldn't of been a problem If he hadn't lost Carson Wittman had an itch to scratch It must've been scabies In fact it was a f*ck ton worse It was cancer Matt doesn't play the guitar Nor the keyboard either He has a hard time spelling He's really just a space eater Alex fell down the stairs It really hurt like f*ck He probably broke some shit Aw shit he killed the duck The little boy ran away from home He was cool as a snowman But in all reality he never touched a woman They don't think about their lives it's all just a blur Even though they're all sober their words are just slurs While we sit here bitching and whining Every day that sunshine man keeps on shining