Blockchain Blues

Woke up this morning, feeling so much fear of missing out I done woke up this morning, feeling full of freakin' FOMO So I became a blockchain boy, and joined the crypto crowd Went down to the office, to show my proof of work Yeah I went to the office, just to show my proof of work The boss increased the difficulty, oh lordy jesus what a jerk Then I got confirmed by all my peers, that's what got me in the mood Confirmed by all my peers, that's what got me in the mood If everybody's doing it, you know what, I'm sure it's gotta be something good I couldn't trust my boss man I couldn't trust my wife I couldn't trust the government Never in my life So I put them all in blockchains, now they can't give me no trouble no more If you've got a load of hashrate, it's gonna be a safe store So now I'm selling coins and tokens and of course the bloody blockchain Now I'm selling lots of coins and tokens and of course the bloody blockchain It's an endless row of transactions, people it's like a goddamn freight train If you're in the blockchain business, there's no way you can lose That's right, if you're in the blockchain business, ain't no way you can lose A solution to all problems - are you kidding? A solution to all problems - come on, get outta here A solution to all problems, - cut the hype A solution to all problems, that's what's giving me the blockchain blues