I'm Going to Landrindod Wells

I’m going to Llandrindod Wells They’ve got a lot of pretty women I’ve heard tell Been invited to a party there so what the hell I’m going to Llandrindod I’ve been invited by a friend of a friend She’s says I can stay there for the whole weekend She’s scared that at the party there won’t be enough men That’s why I’m invited I’m going there as fast as I can My friend’s friend led me to understand There’ll be ten women there for every man No wonder I’m exited I’m going to Llandrindod Wells They’ve got a lot of pretty women I’ve heard tell Been invited to a party there so what the hell I’m going to Llandrindod I get all the things I need to pack And wap them all in my rucksack 24 cans of Skull Attack And half a box of Smarties Waiting for the bus in Greyfriars Road I look up""Well I'll be blowed"" It's my mate Nick, and what do you know? He's off to the same party I’m going to Llandrindod Wells They’ve got a lot of pretty women I’ve heard tell Been invited to a party there so what the hell I’m going to Llandrindod We get on the bus and the bus gets away Nick opens his bag up to display 24 cans of Brains SA Nick says “Great minds think alike” We open some cans as the bus leaves town SA as ever going smoothly down The wheels on the bus go round and round Glug, glug, glug go Nick and Mike I’m going to Llandrindod Wells They’ve got a lot of pretty women I’ve heard tell Been invited to a party there so what the hell I’m going to Llandrindod We nip into a pub after we get off the bus We have a swift half and begin to discuss How a party full of women will be gagging for us In our imagination We look around and propping up the bar Are Chris and Cliff having a jaw and a jar “Are you going to the party?” “Of course we bloody are!” So we leave in anticipation I’m going to Llandrindod Wells They’ve got a lot of pretty women I’ve heard tell Been invited to a party there so what the hell I’m going to Llandrindod Now we’re at the flat I’m ringing on the bell The hot spot of Llandrindod Wells Where we’ll meet a lot of woman and we’ve gotta give ‘em hell As far as I understand it Now we’re inside to our despair Blokes not women are everywhere The women of the party, they don’t care This is how they’d planned it I’m going to Llandrindod Wells They’ve got a lot of pretty women I’ve heard tell Been invited to a party there so what the hell I’m going to Llandrindod I’m going to Llandrindod Wells They’ve got a lot of pretty women I’ve heard tell Been invited to a party there so what the hell I’m going to Llandrindod