One Night Stand

Everybody's looking for something Everybody's playing a game I can tell that you're just after one thing And you're counting on me wanting the same Well I can tell by the look on your pretty little face And the way that you grabbed my hand I can tell what you want but you've come to the wrong place If you're looking for a one night stand I don't want just one night together I don't want""Wham bam thank you mam"" You want a one night lover, go get another I am not the one night stand Everybody has an agenda Everybody has a plan Now I don't want to offend ya But I've got to tell you I'm not your man I won't say it couldn't happen if you'd picked another night Especially if we'd got slammed But not tonight, it wouldn't feel right I won't be your one night stand I don't want just one night together I don't want""Wham bam thank you mam"" You want a one night lover, go get another I am not the one night stand With your disposable camera in disposable venues You take a snap-shot of your disposable world You take your pick form a disposable menu But I don't want a disposable girl You use disposable forks and disposable plates You drink your beer form a disposable can Your diary's full of disposable dates But I won't be your disposable man I don't want just one night together I don't want""Wham bam thank you mam"" You want a one night lover, go get another I am not the one night stand