The Jolly Juggler

There was a jolly juggler who roamed throughout the land He was both fair and handsome and his balls were something grand Everywhere they talked of him in squares and village halls His fame spread both far and wide for the tricks he could do with his balls His juggling balls, his juggling balls His juggling balls all three The things he couldn't do with his balls You wouldn't want to see One day he met a maiden, said she was a juggler too If he let her play with his balls she could show him a trick or two He said now fair young lassie I'll take a drink with thee But keep your hands of me juggling balls they're far too precious to me His juggling balls, his juggling balls His juggling balls all three The things he couldn't do with his balls You wouldn't want to see Then when he was no longer sober she asked him once again Please, sir, take your balls out for me to look at them Then she reached out and grabbed them she took him by surprise And the way she juggled his balls brought tears to his eyes His juggling balls, his juggling balls His juggling balls all three The things he couldn't do with his balls You wouldn't want to see When he woke up in the morning he knew there was something wrong She had gone and left him and his juggling balls had gone So let this be a warning to jugglers one and all Steer clear of beer and lasses and keep you hands on your balls His juggling balls, his juggling balls His juggling balls all three The things he couldn't do with his balls You wouldn't want to see His juggling balls, his juggling balls His juggling balls all three The things he couldn't do with his balls You wouldn't want to see