Meditations on the Nature of Why You're Such a Big, Dumb, Cunt

Every night we were up at the bar, every morning we'd puke in your front yard It will be long before I black out drunk in your bathtub again I've enjoyed wasting my life, almost as much as wasting all yours Like that afternoon, all of these years have been one big, blue blur I miss being afraid of the dark and dressing in time traveller's clothes And tossing a lime back and forth because that's the way that the game goes If I could walk the highwire through downtown, across the trapeze back to your house We'd both say the other is true because in the end, nobody knows Tonight we drink to remember and sober up to forget This is not the last that you'll see of me This is not the last that we'll ever be, ever be Sitting in the same room reading different pages of the same boring story And now, you're moving on - this is as long as you ever get Now you're moving on to the biggest adventure yet And now you're moving on, but the memory still relents So I'll keep singing these songs from my motherfucking basement So, tell me again, where did you go now? Chicago? Philly? LA? And to all my nomad friends on the road out there, riding the trains Well you better all make it home safely, or God help me I'll kill you myself And may I say it is the craziest thing that I get to make toasts to your health Tonight we drink to remember and sober up to forget This is not the last that you'll see of me This is not the last that we'll ever be, ever be Sitting in the same room reading different pages of the same boring story And now, you're moving on - this is as long as you ever get Now you're moving on to the biggest adventure yet And now you're moving on, but the memory still relents So I'll keep singing these songs from my motherfucking basement Well, I wouldn't go back if you paid me but I wouldn't trade it for the world So that's why I'm thinking maybe we'll meet at another bar in another town down the road Oh, and then - just maybe then, we can make a new Hegel joke This is not the last that you'll see of me This is not the last that we'll ever be, ever be Sitting in the same room reading different pages of the same boring story And now, we're moving on - this is as long as we ever get Now we're moving on to the biggest adventure yet And now we're moving on, but the memory still relents So I'll keep singing these songs from my motherfucking basement