Song for the Family

If you had found me that morning I bet you would have been scandalized Lying in the couch with the TV on And drooling over a bucket of Ice Cream I bet you could have told that I'd been Freebasing in the back of a car And I bet you could have told that I'd been cheating on someone I liked But none of this would have been true 'Cause I would just have been waiting for you I would just have been waiting for you Were you in a club wiggling to Lee Dorsey or Ace of Base When you on your computer booking Tickets for us to Tokyo Were you walking my little black dog In the sweet spring rainy nights in the suburbs Were you on my cell phone making expensive Long distance calls To the United States Take me on your rollerblades To somewhere where I won't face your eyes Because the way you look at me makes me sad It makes me feel like I should get a job or something But I'll be back soon With a Million dollars And I'll be back with the rocks like J-Lo And I will give them all to you I will give them all to you I will give them all to you A Gretsch Guitar Or a laptop G4 A Cuban cigar Or an apartment in Amsterdam I will give them all to you I will give them all to you I will give them all to you I will give them all to you