Buck O'five

My name is Billy Billyson I drive a big ass pickup truck Got fifty beers all stacked up in my pickup truck I drink a lot of whiskey Then I drive my kids to school And all the faggot liberals think I'm cool I've got a wife called Laura Lee She's pretty crazy, yes it seems She don't know how to read But I don't mind Cause all she does is cook and clean And scream at me when I watch TV But everybody thinks that ass looks fine I beat my kids, I pray to God I'm a wholesome Christian man And God I know that God's my biggest fan I don't know how to read or write I cry myself to sleep at night But someday I will get a buck o'five