Have a Beer with Me

Everybody's got this feeling inside (It kicks in every morning and starts to burn) You just gotta have it there is nowhere to hide (When you taste it your life starts to turn) Alcohol, caffeine, and nicotine It's just so much better than being clean Just give me a coffee, just bring me a beer And a fucking cigarette and we're in the clear Life is so much better than you thought it would be Won't you come and have a beer with me We'll put all our troubles aside Buckle up baby it's a hell of a ride This is just something you won't admit (It feels so good yeah it feels so good) You have an addiction you don't wanna quit (I'm not addicted, I'm not conflicted) Alcohol, caffeine, and nicotine It's just so much better than being clean I have an addiction I don't wanna quit I'll have another beer cause I don't give a shit yeah In front of me lies the way back home It's full of holes and broken bones Sometimes I wish I could press rewind But I have another beer and some boobs on my mind Life is so much better than you thought it would be Won't you come and have a beer with me We'll put all our troubles aside Buckle up baby it's a hell of a ride