My Share Of Misery

I've got a brother and a wife The both of them ruined my life You see my brother, he was on top of my world But I caught him on top of my wife And I stood and stared I came home kind of early that day Looking forward to seeing my wife I opened the door and what I saw then It really changed my life I saw my brother who was on top of my world Lying on top of my wife His pants down his heels It was al so unreal Didn't feel like doing a hi-five But I stood and stared How can I trust my wife? How can I trust my family when they do things like that? What's the point in forgiving them when you're sure that you can never forget? My baby brother who was on top of my world, a-lying on top of my wife... I opened that door and saw a scene that really changed my life And I stood and stared Why should this happen to me? I thought I'd had my share of misery Still shit happens to me If there's a God then she forgot that scenes like these should only be seen on TV I've got one brother and one wife The both of them ruined my life Scientific wrestling on a kitchen sink A substitute for 'not what you think' See, I came home kind of early that day Looking forward to kissing my wife But what I saw then I can tell you boy It really did change my life I stood and stared Yeah I stood and stared Then I took my gun And I shot them both