Desperate Husband's Chorus

I know I've got a lot of nerve shopping December twenty-third This seems to happen every year, anticipation turns to fear I see that look upon your faces. We all end up in the same places Trying to find you something better, that's why I'm carrying this sweater We're all with you, we're all dumb too That won't work dude, we've Tried that too Inspiration! I'm running out I really hope you like this CD, the latest from my favorite band This body lotion's extra greasy - I found it on the clearance stand I've searched this whole entire store, found Rambo II and Rocky IV You know the one with Ivan Drago, that cheating Russian killed Apollo Sometimes my head is not as big as my heart, but we still got married Guess that's the funny part Babe, you know I love you In addition to the CD, the sweater And the greasy body lotion I wrote you this song It may sound familiar But that's because it's so catchy