Org Kru Bru Gug the Hobbit Slayer

Gather round the fire pit goblin kin Let me tell ye the tale of our greatest king We call him Great King Org Kru Bru Gug The Hobbit Slayer Few goblins dare to claim half his deeds Perhaps one day one of you will kill a fraction as many hobbits as he did but it is extremely unlikely Chant with me goblin-kin Org Kru Bru Gug Org Kru Bru Gug Hobbit Slayer Hobbit Slayer Org Kru Bru Gug Org Kru Bru Gug Hobbit Slayer Hobbit Slayer Great king Org Kru Bru Gug built many aqueducts He may have killed many Hobbits but that's not all it take to be a king The infrastructure of the realm is paramount to the prosperity of all goblin-kin The kingdom of Og Blug Glu Gag Du would be a very different place if Org Kru Bru Gug hadn't built so many aqueducts I can tell you that much Chant with me goblin-kin Org Kru Bru Gug Org Kru Bru Gug Hobbit Slayer Hobbit Slayer Org Kru Bru Gug Org Kru Bru Gug Hobbit Slayer Hobbit Slayer Great King Org Kru Bru Gug, in addition to killing many hobbits, was a patron of the goblin arts The great goblin poet Du Blo Gog Du Goo found shelter at Great King Org Kru Bru Gugs court All goblin kin know of his works His mind sired the epic poem known only as Kluk Bu Gleg Du Gro Bog Chant with me goblin-kin Org Kru Bru Gug Org Kru Bru Gug Hobbit Slayer Hobbit Slayer Org Kru Bru Gug Org Kru Bru Gug Hobbit Slayer Hobbit Slayer