All My Friends Are Sweaters

My sweater, my sweater, oh my sweater I open up my closet door and I'm beaming Cause I'm about to be steaming one of my very best pals They make me feel ethereal Cause its the best material around Once for sale, now found All my friends are sweaters And I don't even care I refuse to take them off or share All my friends are sweaters And in spite of each bad glance I wear them everywhere paired with every kind of pants My sweater, my sweater, oh my sweater I try my best to recognize The perfect pattern and the perfect size oh I just want them all When someone asks me whats your deal I think its best that we share a meal together And I'll wear a sweater Something has happened I cannot explain When it came out the drier it just wasn't the same Its arms were so small and its torso so meek I've ruined my friend God my legs feel so weak (Oh my sweater, oh my friend) All my friends are sweaters and now one of them has died I should have just had patience and hung it up to dry All my friends are sweaters and now a part of me is gone The hardest part of letting go is putting something else on