Meet the Hesher Cats!

Had a cat named Zorro When I's the age of three Came home to find him in a box And he jumped onto my knee Had a cat named Zorro Black kitty one of three Contracted the Bubonic plague at the humane society His mother Domino had been spayed, so it came with much surprise When she gave birth to a litter of three We scarce believed our eyes Like a masked man on TV Little Zorro had no fears He’d shred the leaves off of all the trees And then he’d bite your ear I laid in bed and cried for weeks Over the cat-sitters deception I missed the cat with the fuzzy cheek That would fight with his reflection It was an early age to learn that nothing lives forever Even fur balls that kill anything that dons a feather Had a cat named Missy Got her Christmas Eve Found her underneath the tree You bet I was relieved Had a cat named Missy Black kitty two of three I moved off to Connecticut And she said goodbye to me I missed her every day As I melted in the heat The pizza was the only thing that Made it sweet I dreamed that someday soon I’d have a cat again Then a rabid old raccoon failed to become my friend Like a veteran at war Sending letters to the kids I’d mail cat treats from the East This is what I did And when many years had passed And I returned to that old home She was thrice the size My face to her, unknown Have a cat named Rosie The third one of the bunch I made her be my PR man And gave her steaks for lunch Have a cat named Rosie She always sits and begs Whenever I start to sing She BITES DOWN ON MY LEG