Alvin

My Jiminy follows me Stumbling drunkenly between Confession and catty remark Like a desperate white girl on New Year's Eve Wanna know my secret? I'm the Hulk of sadness I got whiskey dick of the soul I let a drug addict cover for my self-control So it's the least I could do For all the people I've hurt And all the people I've yet to If you don't say you love me, I'll fucking kill myself If you say that you love me, I'll need it from someone else If you don't accept my apology, I'll probably kill myself Just so you know I like to make myself believe In some cosmic symmetry Where every asshole move is just more lube For the other end of the karma machine And maybe I'm just a gear I know I'm not who I've been But if we are what we do - well, the truth is I haven't really done much since And when I catch what I'm long overdue for I wonder whom Will that be good news for? If you don't say you love me, I'll fucking kill myself If you say that you love me, I'll need it from someone else If you don't accept my apology, I'll probably kill myself We can hardly stand the wait We can hardly stand We can hardly stand the wait We can hardly stand Ba baaaaaa!!! Ba baaaaaaa!!! This is the sound of getting beat up in a bar fight Ba baaaaaa!!! Ba baaaaaaa!!! This is the sound of getting beat up in a bar fight