Master Blaster

Saw you at the bar, lookin' like rock stars So pretty I had to see, wanna touch you where you go pee Walkin' up to ya I'm a smooth operator Smooth talkin' ladies like my name is James Spader Can’t believe you're givin' me a chance Took me to your house, now you're takin' off your pants Say you’re ready to go, show you all that I know Here’s my one chance, gonna make these fingers dance Work you like Jim Henson, got ya screamin' like Miss Piggy Call me Will Smith, bitch ya know I'm gettin' jiggy Scream "Me so horny!" like you're 2 Live Crew Button mash inside ya like you're Street Fighter II Say you’re ready to go, show you all that I know Here’s my one chance, gonna make these fingers dance Master Blaster, finger master I’ve got the hands that please I'm gonna bring ya to your knees Master Blaster, finger master I’ve got the hands that please I'm gonna bring ya to your knees (Oi Oi Oi!) Call me Goonies, going after that treasure Spelunking in ya caverns man I know it gives ya pleasure Just like Sloth man I got a big surprise All up in ya caves screamin' “Hey you guys!” Say you’re ready to go, show you all that I know Here’s my one chance, gonna make these fingers dance Master Blaster, finger master Seem a little tight, I've got ya loose like Betty White Master Blaster, finger master Seem a little tight, I'll get ya loose like Betty White Seem a little tight, I'll get ya loose like Betty White Seem a little tight, I'll get ya loose Woooooaaahhhhhhhhh Master Blaster, finger master Right after the prom, I'm gonna finger blast your mom Master Blaster, finger master Right after the prom, I'm gonna finger blast your mom