P.E.

Started in 9th grade She was my next door neighbor Grade A cutie, what a booty! Thought I'd have a shot Went up to her room Started to go boom Looked down at my pants and saw the stain... Premature ejaculation, it isn't so fun Finally get inside her then three seconds later, I'm done Premature ejaculation, it isn't the shit I have sex three times faster than it takes you to piss 10th grade came along Had to tell someone 'Bout my problem, so I decided to see a therapist Told me to go home Think of something warm Right about that time, the worst happened... Premature ejaculation, it isn't so fun Finally get inside her then three seconds later, I'm done Premature ejaculation, it isn't the shit I have sex three times faster than it takes you to piss 12th grade came along Had a date for the prom Should have seen her, head cheerleader! Had to let her know She thought it was a joke Then I went to poke Things were awesome for ten seconds...then the condom broke Premature ejaculation, it isn't so fun Finally get inside her then three seconds later, I'm done Premature ejaculation, it isn't the shit I have sex three times faster than it takes you to piss