If You Can't Dance To It

[Jim Bachi, Dirk Kennedy, John Kristen]Hey MrStar MakerI got a new song, you 'gotta kick it out the jam.Got the hook and the groove, man it's really the moveIt's really different manJust part your hair to the side, wear it over your eye and your groovyKinda' sounds like the stones, but don't call it a cloneThe band wagon's leaving baby, better jump onBut if you can't dance to it, what'cha you 'gonna doYou can't dance to itBut if you can't dance to it, what'cha you 'gonna doYou can't dance to itNot 'gonna dance with youHey MrRock & RollI'm fresh out of school,I'm 'gonna make you a starGot a pair of tin ears, and a shit attitudeGuess I was born into A & RCan you savor the flavorAre you part of the clubAre you groovy? Got the grunge and the doom,Ain't got much of a tuneThey come from Seattle, better sign them up soonBut if you can't dance to it, what'cha you 'gonna doYou can't dance to itBut if you can't dance to it, what'cha you 'gonna doYou can't dance to itNot 'gonna dance with youYou.. you were a fading starYou'd never get this far on your ownYou, you're living daddy's dreamSpending Ahmet's green, talking on your cellular phoneBut if you can't dance to it, what'cha you 'gonna doYou can't dance to it.But if you can't dance to it, what'cha you 'gonna doYou can't dance to itDance to it!