Rat Catcher

Eeeeeeee I smell a fucking rat Put out the traps These god damned vermin Always eating through my Fucking drywall Tom Kill Jerry I can't express my hatred For these putrid Furry assholes They gnaw the wires Of my cable Now I can't watch Xfiles I try to stomp them With my boots But they quickly leave the room The time has come The piper calls Loading shells into my gun I uh, don't quite know how to say this But uh, I'm gonna give you the ass beating Of a life time Blasting holes into the ceiling Must have missed them They're still squeaking Loaded fifty isn't working Gas and matches are a sure thing They're taunting My smartness I'll show them With quickness Douse walls with Pure gasoline You'll burn for Killing my TV Throw the match into the room Oh how the fire grew Oh no it's getting out of hand That's when I noticed gasoline is on my fucking pants Oh f*ck now I'm burning alive This wasn't meant for me I just want these rats to die Rolling round about the ground To put this fire out I heard the sound Of a thousand little feet surround Ripping tearing At my flesh Tiny terrors Burrow to my chest I can feel their squirming In my guts I am swarmed beneath A hoard of rodents Should have never took this matter To my hands Only hope is My TiVo Saved Xfiles WALRUS LOVE NOISES