Does Your Girlfriend Know You're Here?

I met him on a Monday and he took me for a drink Over breakfast the next morning, he said he loved her - with a wink And alarm bells started ringing when he said that this was "fate" But her school friend's getting married, so now she's got a date Picked me up in his top-down MG Looking fine, crusin' all round Putney Why does he keep looking over his shoulder? Is there something else that he's not told her? Does your girlfriend know you're here? Does your girlfriend know you're here? Does she know she's not the only one? Does your girlfriend know you're here? I met him on the internet, he told me he's in finance He told her she was beautiful over lots of wine and romance And alarm bells started ringing when he said he's working late And his phone's always on silent, and she hasn't met his mates But I'm "paranoid", I'm a "crazy bitch" So I'm stuck at home with a little itch And oops that closet door has come ajar My friend said he saw your picture on Grindr Does your boyfriend know you're here? Does your boyfriend know you're here? Does he know he's not the only one? Does your boyfriend know you're here? You're a liar, liar, pants on fire You're a liar, liar, pants on fire You're a liar, liar, pants on fire You're a liar So I called him on a Monday and told him he's a twat – twat Then she got drunk on a Friday and went round to his flat And alarm bells started ringing when he said this this was "fate" But her work friend's getting married, so now she's got a date Picked me up in his top-down MG Looking fine, crusin' all round Hackney Why does he keep looking over his shoulder? Is there something else that he's not told her? Does your girlfriend know you're here? Does your boyfriend know you're here? Do they know they're not the only ones? Does your wife know that you're here? You're a liar, liar, pants on fire You're a liar, liar, pants on fire You're a liar, liar, pants on fire You're a liar