In the Ladies

Saturday night and I'm lettin loose Sparkly dress on with my cowboy boots My hair's super big - got my nails did Sipping on a tinnie on the train to London Bridge Working like a mutha from Monday to Friday Got a babysitter now I'm ready to slay Off to the pub then on to the club Tell that fella over there, baby hold my cup I'm not heading for the dance floor I don't like to strut my stuff If you wanna find me And my Dorisses too We'll be hanging out In the ladies loo In the ladies We're hanging out In the ladies Put the world to rights In the ladies Mending broken hearts I just made some new best friends Fellas wonder what we're doing in the loo Plotting and scheming and having a poo Making a face Taking up space Baby, the ladies is a happening place They wonder why it takes so long to have a wee We're having a party in the WC Making a choice, despair or rejoice It's only in the ladies we can hear our voices I'm not heading for the dance floor I don't like to strut my stuff If you wanna find me And my Dorisses too We'll be hanging out In the ladies loo In the ladies We're hanging out In the ladies Put the world to rights In the ladies Mending broken hearts I just made some new best friends In the ladies It's gender-inclusive In the ladies In the club in the ladies In the ladies With my new best friends Honey hold my drink cos I'll be a while I'm not heading for the dance floor I don't like to strut my stuff If you wanna find me And my Dorisses too We'll be hanging out In the ladies loo In the ladies That's where it's at In the ladies That's where it's at In the ladies That's where it's at