Ramen King

Yo, I still masturbate while eating Top Ramen at a faster rate In the bigger quantities, it counts as rape When I'm slurping at this unbelievable pace I turn the temperature up all the way to sweat up on my face If you give no effort, if you got no money Then I got a cheap method, crack it open Throw it in a pan and let it cook, bitch Now, that's a real education, f*ck books If you want to make it in college Acknowledge all the flavours that be dropping Mad knowledge on these pussy-ass canned goods We got chicken and beef to boost the manhood Anybody want a piece of me will have to get this ramen first Start with the shrimp and then the fire If you're fully blazed then this shit'll get you higher, ha Thirty-five cents a pack, three for a dollar Unbelievable pricing, that's the future of a blue collar worker And I'm talking about ramen This shit'll fill you up when you're feeling like an African Come back when you're in the state that I'm in And say "Hi" to my homeboy Top Ramen