Shit My Pants 5: The Finale (Parody of "Ripped Pants" From SpongeBob SquarePants in the Style of Type O Negative)

Forgive him, because he shit his pants I thought I had everybody on my side But I went and blew it all sky high And now she won't even spare a passing glance All just because I shit my pants When big Larry came just to put him down Aedan turned into a clown And no girl ever wants to dance With a fool who went and shit his pants I know I shouldn't mope around, I shouldn't curse But the pain feels so much worse Cause winding up with no one is a lot less fun Than a burn from the sun or sand in your buns Ego Cacas Braccas (He shits) Ego Cacas Braccas Ego Cacas Braccas Ego Cacas Braccas (He shits) Ego Cacas Braccas Ego Cacas Braccas I shit my pants (He shits) I shit my pants I shit my pants Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget So listen, and you won't regret Be true to yourself, don't miss your chance And you won't end up like the fool Who shit his pants