I’M TIRED OF SAVING THE GOD DAMN PRINCESS

Princess was taken into a new castle Nintendo has tortured me just for the numbers Just like a Pokémon forced into battle Bloodshot red eyes as I never get slumber She was kidnapped by a turtle As I stab it with a piercing knife It’s a hazard to eat these reptile corpses Come on man, old tricks make you die It’s kind of hard to see with a knife in your eye Come on man, you can’t win with those moves Nintendo made this gimmick too damn overused The princess was safe but this story won’t end Your foolishness won’t give you time to repent Nintendo will milk you till they’re satisfied They’ll cry out for mercy as they watch you die This princess will be grateful that your ass is finally dead The worst thing is when you died you saw the princess suck my balls “Bowser is a bitch ass motherfucker, get the f*ck up if you think you can fucking take me, try to take what you want all you’ll see is my fist, try to run up on me I’ll put you in a ditch” Uuuughhhh