The Paris of Northeastern Pennsylvania

You were probably right, I should have worn a coat Now I'm standing outside in the goddamn cold You know I hate winters here, but I was just trying to look cool It doesn't impress you I was probably right, I should have never shown up Now I'll spend my whole night trying not to throw up Jealousy just seems to fit me so well I'm sure you can tell Have you seen that show about some boring office job that revolves around finding true love And if I bring it up enough you might like me I'll never feel that confident or interesting I can tell you're getting bored so I might as well dip Just one more beer then I'll slip out the back door You were probably right, I should have worn a coat Now I'm standing outside in the fucking snow I was probably right, I should have never shown Now I'll spend my whole night wishing I could go home You know I hate winters here, but I was just trying to look cool It doesn't impress you There's nothing you can say (Nothing, you can say) That'll make me want to stay (I don't want to stay) There's nothing you can say (Nothing, you can say) That'll make me want to stay (I don't want to stay) There's nothing you can say (Nothing, you can say) That'll make me want to stay (I don't want to stay) There's nothing you can say (Nothing, you can say) That'll make me feel ok