COVID for Christmas

Merry Christmas everybody Stay ho ho home Logs on the fire as I hang up the mistletoe With christmas music jingling on the radio Putting the baubles on the tree Getting ready for the family I've been nice this year, I hope Santa spoils me Don't give me COVID for christmas She just won't make it baby Covid for christmas Grandma can't take it baby Covid for christmas Covid for christmas Welcome the family, I just think I heard a cough? (cough) Everyone please sanitize, don't take your masks off As we gather around the tree Uncle Joe starts to sing on me I think he has the cough and it's adding to my anxiety Don't give me COVID for christmas Let's have a zoom meeting Covid for christmas Digital festive greeting Covid for christmas Covid for christmas My brother and his girl smirk under the mistletoe I catch them out the corner of my left eye, I say "OH HELL NO!" Social distance I shout their way Think of your family on this christmas day Trying my best not to judge, Okay who just sneezed??? Don't give me COVID for christmas Carol singing's a NO Covid for christmas Take down the mistletoe Covid for christmas Covid for christmas Grandma June leans over the table to talk to me She's a little deaf and I am struggling to lip read She drops her mask, spit lands on me Touches my hand so lovingly I nod and smile but inside I'm losing my sanity Don't give me COVID for christmas Just keep your mask on please! Covid for christmas Keep distance, don't you sneeze! Don't give me COVID for christmas Covid for christmas Everyone's left and I am busy counting sheep (They're wearing masks) A bit less stressed, until I hear a peep Where is your mask Santa Clause? Did you sanitize all your reindeers balls (That's the elves jobs) I glad you're not in lockdown and can deliver gifts to us all Don't give me COVID for christmas Santa no more HO HO Covid for christmas I'd check on that red nose! Don't give me COVID for christmas Covid for christmas Yeah yeah yeah yeah... Stay safe and Merry Christmas HO HO HO Santa! Sorry! Rudolf, did you just sneeze? Merry Christmas