Touch My Whiskers

I was born in a barn yeah, didn't have nobody to love me Tormented and down I always thought I was the one to blame Never one to give up I primped up my fur and my feathers Then I saw a beauty whose coat and who collar drove me insane Woohoo woohoo woo Mercy me Come on baby, touch my whiskers If you're gonna touch somethin' may as well be my whiskers In this big, old, bad world there's plenty of fur to consider Siamese, Himalayan, Orange Tabby, Black Rag Doll and some with mange Just how I like Whisker Lickins, Greenies, tuna broth and liver Pâté If we're bein' honest I'd simply prefer a worldwide buffet So let me tell you Come on baby, touch my whiskers If you're gonna touch somethin' may as well be my whiskers Come on baby, touch my whiskers If you're gonna touch somethin' may as well be my whiskers Come on baby, touch my whiskers If you're gonna touch somethin' may as well be my whiskers Come on baby, touch my whiskers