I Wanna be the Guy

I'm Never gonna even settle for less than the best I'mma gonna do it real slow but it'll hold up to the test All of these people thinking that I'm somehow not a mess Like I have my self humility but if a stranger took a guess they'd guess that I I I wanna be the guy Wanna dress real nice with a real suit and tie Gonna be the kind of guy with space, my own place String-pluck a bass and punch you in the face Or I, could be different I could take my money, and make it money well spent Or maybe Everything I do Is just symbolic for a choice that I choose Or maybe I, I I wanna be myself Wanna do cool things, like put up a shelf Of the memories I made to get to this point Pack up my bags and find a girl to disappoint because I I do not attract. Im attracted to girls But they do not attract back because I, I I am quite short, I have a soft voice and lounge on the couch for sport And sometimes, I write an essay In my mind against the stuff that I used to say And try to learn from actions that were once mistakes but, make them again anyway, every day I I wanna be the guy Wanna dress real nice with a real suit and tie Gonna be the kind of guy with space, my own place String-pluck a bass and punch you in the face Or I, could be different I could take my money, and make it money well spent Or maybe Everything I do Is just symbolic for a choice that I choose because I I-... uh, ahem...