Consider the Fate

It was a bait and switch we met at a bar and we got hitched I was lured in like a drunken fish Young at heart she was full of hips I go to work at nine she hung my pants on the clothing line Hung her heart up instead of mine Said a washer and dryer set would be just fine I caught your gaze from across the room Two young and foolish hearts playing the spoons We shake and bake but we cum to soon so consider the fate Consider the fate My stomach hurt I kept my mouth shut in the protestant church I greet you kindly in my leisure suite My entire intentions directed to you The reception fun The preacher spoke of a rising sun Three months exact you could see the stress This morning sickness on the wedding dress The shotgun mess did set us free Two love birds k i s s i n g You got the scope in line the targets set in place so consider the fate Consider the fate Take a step be a friend let us live in the day Be kind be cordial while you give her away You say the laundry's dry better sooner than late so consider the fate Consider the fate