Jerry's Talking to His Barber

Jerry's talking to his barber And he's saying"I have a sleep disorder" And the barber, tells him"not to worry! Because your haircut, will not be in a hurry" And he's talkin' and-a-talkin' 'bout his late nights with insomnia He can't get to sleep because he misses Yugoslavia Jerry's talking to his barber and he's Saying something he hates to know Jerry's talking to his barber, oh Annie's talking to her barber And she's saying"I hate my boyfriend Carter" Well, that barber, he tells her"not to worry! I'll make you look good, with hair so nice and curly" Annie's talkin' and-a-talkin' 'bout the time they went to Barbie She thought he put on pink for her but it was for a party Annie's talking to her barber and she's Saying what she don't wanna know Annie's talking to her barber, oh Charlie's talking to his barber And he's saying"I just witnessed a murder I can't say more, or he might come and hurt me Thank you barber, cuz this is really scary" Charlie's talkin' and-a-talkin' 'bout the creepy village potter He looked through the window at the moment when he shot her Charlie's talking to his barber and he's Saying something he shouldn't know Charlie's talking to his barber, oh All these stories they never should have spoken Well the barber just sweeps them out the door And they're floating in the sea of gossip With the vermin that scuttle on the floor They're all talking to their barber, oh