The Girl From Tobermory

THE GIRL FROM TOBERMORY I met a girl from Tobermory And waiting on tables was half of her story I still remember the bliss of her kiss I'll never forget the dishy Trish Nish Drinking Ledaig from a half-pint glass Trish Nish was always full of high class She showed me how to tell a good story My dishy Trish Nish from Tobermory She's Fishnish's Trish Nish Dished up a fish at the swish Mishdish Trish Nish from the Hotel Mishnish I wish I could kiss the dishy Trish Nish Well she kissed all the boys from Achnadrish From Mornish and Quinish and onto Treshnish A splish of good whisky in her fish dish Hard to keep up with the dishy Trish Nish A tongue-twisting tale from Tobermory And sadly that's the end of my story Trish Nish's kiss was no longer bliss And the ferry to Oban that I mustn't miss She's Fishnish's Trish Nish Dished up a fish at the swish Mishdish Trish Nish from the Hotel Mishnish I've had just about enough of all this