Coffin

Momma felt so proud when you were a young musician Non-prescription glasses-everybody starts to listen when you talk Spend every day on your childhood career ambitions You want to be so famous? How original, you should do that I'll settle down in my coffin I'm so impressed, you've been talking for 30 minutes About God-knows-what, you're a genius and everyone you know agrees And you're alive, of course, cause your parents once had intercourse But they don't much anymore A horse a horse, my kingdom for a horse I'll settle down in my coffin