...And Our Story Begins

It happed Friday night Local police found two cars parked in a darkened cemetery The police also searched the car And found bottles of beer and vodka And the more damning evidence Liquid Anabolic Steroids Along with seventeen hypodermic needles A 49-year-old man went berserk last night Armed with a twelve-gauge shotgun His face, bruised and bloodied Cried for police brutality But as the investigation continued Officials say The police did nothing wrong (Did nothing wrong) (Did nothing wrong) (Did nothing wrong)