Assault & Batteries

(Breaking news, a deadly shootout at a local toy store) (Has left one police officer wounded and a serial killer dead) ('Er- back, our next guest claims (Her son's doll is possessed by the spirit of a dead mass murderer) I'll be watching over you and every move you make I may be made of plastic but I'm wide awake I'll be right by your side until the day you die Your friend until the end I'm your good guy (Hey Andy!) (It's time to play, motherfucker!) Through a child's eye you'll find it's hard to refuse A friendly freckled face (Oh honey, isn't he cute?) But little do they know Little do they see (playtime is over) It's a killing spree, bitch na, na, na, na, na He's gonna get you E.v.i.l. D.O.l.l. na, na, na, na, na Violence and voodoo You won't ever grow up, you won't make it past six 'Cause this two-foot-tall demonic doll will make you his bitch You won't ever grow up, he'll toy with you 'til you die To prove that evil comes in every size (Mommy, mommy, my doll is alive) One child holds the truth But he's labeled a liar (But mommy something is wrong) Some assembly required They won't know what to say They won't know what to do 'Cause the carnage continues at a store near you na, na, na, na, na He's gonna get you E.v.i.l. D.O.l.l. na, na, na, na, na Violence and voodoo You won't ever grow up, you won't make it past six 'Cause this two-foot-tall demonic doll will make you his bitch You won't ever grow up, he'll toy with you 'til you die To prove that evil comes in every size (na, na, na, na, na, na) And once he's planted his seed You'll know your life's been uprooted 'Cause safety's not guaranteed (assault and batteries included) (na, na, na, na, na, na) Stitched back together it seems By the evil bride of his dreams (heaven help you) If you hear him scream Ade Due Dembala (Attention shoppers, one soul left in stock) Ade Due Dembala Your head on the chopping block Yeah Hi-de-ho, bitch! You won't ever grow up, you won't make it past six 'Cause this two-foot-tall demonic doll will make you his bitch You won't ever grow up, he'll toy with you 'til you die To prove that evil comes in every size (na, na, na, na, na, na) You won't ever grow up, you won't make it past six (na, na, na) 'Cause this two-foot-tall demonic doll will make you his bitch (na, na, na) You won't ever grow up, he'll toy with you 'til you die To prove that evil comes (evil comes) Evil comes in every size (na, na, na, na, na, f*ck you!)