I'm Ready to Make a Baby

Place a boy or girl, in the world I'm ready to make a baby Kick the door in, say hey darlin' I'm ready to make a baby Oh, I'm ready, hon' I'm ready to make a child Close the curtains, turn the lights off I'm ready to make a baby Let's meet, let's produce more of us I'm ready to make a baby Oh I'm ready I'm ready to make a child Come here wifey, I got one thing to say I want a new face to see the light of day Watch me, sweetheart, watch as I declare I'm ready to provide I'm ready to have a child Cause one of me is not enough I'm ready to make a baby We can do it here, off the cuff I'm ready to make a baby Oh, I'm ready I'm ready to make a child Points spent, my guns are loaded I'm ready to make a baby My sperm count's getting overcrowded I'm ready to make a baby Oh, I'm ready I'm ready to make a child Come here wifey, I got one thing to say I want a new face to see the light of day Watch me, sweetheart, watch as I declare I'm ready to provide I'm ready to have a child Come here wifey, I got one thing to say I want a new face to see the light of day Watch me, sweetheart, watch as I declare I'm ready to provide I'm ready to make a child Let's do the pro-life I'm ready to have a child