EYEBAGZ

(Bay-bay!) My eye bags designer I act like I'm wired Bending you back like a Steiner Recliner My dogs on the porch And I'm talking they barking Stay in my car less you helping me parking Don't touch the aux or the glovebox Shawty in the back so thick gimme blood clots Like I hit a triple imma take her ass to third base After I'm done imma drop her off at your place Everybody cop my style Imma put em' in the handcuffs Motherfuckers really thinking that I gave an answer Dancing with the stars but you know I'm not a Cancer Scratching my back like a motherfucking panther This shit ain't new to me Y'all late to the game you got caught for the truancy I'm the ICZ so I gotta flex my jewelry Take you to the back i'm talking right now you and me My stacks be fat like a Snorlax But it ain't blocking my way from getting more racks Watch me in the game I'm collecting all the gold plaques My stocks going up man watch me on the NASDAQ Shawty think I want her but I really think her ass fat But she caught me looking had to think about the flashback But she over twenty one so I make her bust like blackjack Let's take a bath so you can show me how that body works Glance at me across the bar and she be giving hella smirks Imma take her home and Imma put her on a pedestal She make it incredible Make it unforgettable I am a professional My shit is impeccable The lyrics that I write are really barely even legible Handwriting is terrible Still don't need an editor One day ill wake up and they'll invite me to a festival That will be a spectacle Everybody else is skeptical Thinking I will never make it thinking they are credible That is one dimensional My talent is plentiful Your kids are gonna collect all my collectibles When the money isn't flexible cus you Been saving for a sectional Work has been unethical Got you chopping vegetables Breathing in some chemicals Apartments come unrentable The money might be gettable If you change a decimal Your spouse is not affectional Your status might be marital But it is susceptible If I came around when I was really at my pinnacle They would be accessible If I told them their exceptional Pull up at your work in a convertible Sitting down making sure my legs are stretchable Ordering the whole menu even got the fried tentacles They didn't get a drink cus their thirst is unquenchable And we see you in the kitchen cooking all pyrotechnical As me and them are getting sensual I'm thinking bout how their bendable The food comes out and I say it looks condemnable Undigestible I take a bite and it's inedible How can someone who can't cook for shit have a spouse so delectable? Do you even know cheese is meltable? Tell your boss it's unacceptable And then your hirings regrettable But that's just a hypothetical