Stuck in Quarantine

She texted me I’m lonely But my parents only let me leave the house for groceries When I step outside the neighbors get nosy If I’m out for too long they call the police, holy shit Losing my mind I admit Karens hoarding toilet paper they must acquit If I see her in public Ima pop her like a zit That was aggressive, but I’m wiping with only one-ply Tryna say goodbye to all this nonsense Maybe by July we’d be rid of toxins If everyone chills out and gets cautious Then maybe we could all go back to the office Call me The Monkees - I’m a believer Although you know I'm coming down with cabin fever Not enough wifi out my receiver And why is everyone adopting golden retrievers? Stuck in Quarantine Til they make a vaccine Only thing left in the house is refried beans (oh oh, and collard greens) Going insane bout a burn this house down with kerosine Stuck in Quarantine Got bad hygiene Wait, how many times have I seen Tiger King? (umm, I think 16) Trapped like Lightning McQueen in radiator springs My girl is asking for the plow, no A blown kiss from 6 feet I will allow, hoe Or a little pow-wow out my window Don't you raise your eyebrow, hug a pillow I know The only way to stop this virus Is to go by this So if you have a cough with dryness Kindly get away from me, your Highness I’m testing minus You’re testing positive The world looking ominous Stimulus package hasn’t even been deposited Doing puzzles tryna stay cognitive In my zoom calls I stay anonymous Phlegm in my sarcophagus (eugh) I woke up this morning with a cough Is it allergies or is the virus popping off? Last night momma made Beef stroganoff Oh it’s time to get my beef stroking off Stuck in Quarantine Til they make a vaccine Only thing left in the house is refried beans (oh oh, and collard greens) Going insane bout a burn this house down with kerosine Stuck in Quarantine Got bad hygiene Wait, how many times have I seen Tiger King? (umm, I think 16) Trapped like Lightning McQueen in radiator springs (Kachow)