Dick Fluff

My baby, she does me no wrong Except for one thing That I can't help getting pissed about That's why I'm singin' this song I'm sitting in my towel And lookin' down at my multi-coloured rod Hey! I think I'm doing it wrong, 'cuz I got fluff all over my dong Well I told the bitch once And I told her again As we were picking out the colours Of our new bed spread I said baby, when you're picking the towels Be sure to get the ones that come pre-washed Or Im'a lose my head On top of that I said Don't ya buy the black or red Cuz' now my dick looks like a yeti Or an irritated mess I gotta have myself a shower Almost every half an hour And if you hadda paid attention Then I wouldn't be so sour So now I step out of the bath And I look up to the sky Then I drop to my knees And scream why god why If you followed my instructions Things would be just fine I wouldn't have a morbid fear Of my dick being dry Colourful terrycloth menace You're the bane of my existence Lint and pill for my baby's breakfast Now maybe I took it too far She left with everything Except these goddamn bath towels Why she blames me is a mystery though Can't even dry my tears Doesn't change a single thing though My dick is incognito Hey! I think I'm doing it wrong, 'cuz I got fluff all over my dong Hey, it's a ridiculous song... but I got fluff all over my dong I got fluff all over my dong!