Uncle Satan

I was on my way To the eternal land of happiness When suddenly my escalator took a detour Falling through the clouds The golden gates had closed on me And what I saw when I looked down I nearly shit my trousers Uncle Satan If you saw him, you'd be frightened I crash landed at the very feet Of the most evil being know to man My mother's brother - Uncle Satan He looked down at me and smiled Told me I'd be taken care of Sit back and enjoy the fruits of being evil Uncle Satan - drives a Statesman Uncle Satan - he's a great man Uncle Satan please don't frown Get in your Statesman, slam it down Drive yourself away from here And no longer live in fear Uncle Satan you're just misunderstood You're a great man