Shampoo In My Eyes (Ow It Hurts)

I get up in the morning and pick out some clothes I pick out my favorite towel or soap, I suppose The shower goes fine until it's time to wash your hair Don't open your eyes, you don't want to go there But if you do I don't want to hear your cries I've told you once And i've told you twice When it happens to me I feel like I don't want to exist Do you want to know what it feels like It goes a little something like this Shampoo in my eyes, ow it hurts Shampoo in my eyes, ow it hurts Don't believe in their lies No tears isn't right Because you best believe You'll be in agony, that's right It hurts worse than stubbing your toe Or losing your computer But it hurts a little less than hitting your heel with a scooter With the power of pepper spray And hot water combined It's an absolute miracle that you don't go blind If you don't take heed to my warning Then it'll at least wake you up in the morning If you don't cry or feel like you're gonna die Than I don't understand, you're too tough to be alive Shampoo in my eyes, ow it hurts Shampoo in my eyes, ow it hurts Don't look at me that way unless you've suffered like me Because I absolutely guarantee, this is a place in life You don't want to be Shampoo in my eyes, ow it hurts Shampoo in my eyes, ow it hurts Shampoo in my eyes, ow it hurts Shampoo in my eyes, ow it hurts Don't believe in their lies No tears isn't right Because you best believe You'll be in agony, that's right Shampoo in my eyes, ow it hurts Shampoo in my eyes, ow it hurts Don't believe in their lies (Don't look at me that way) No tears isn't right (Unless you've suffered like me) Because you best believe (Because I absolutely guarantee) You'll be in agony, that's right (This is a place in life you don't want to be) I try to shrug it off and think that it's alright But secretly i'm dying inside I don't think that it's great, but we'll have to wait Because I don't think Dove is taking anymore of my complaints Shampoo in my eyes, ow it hurts Shampoo in my eyes, ow it hurts It comes as a surprise, so don't open your eyes Because like I said, you'll be in agony tonight Shampoo in my eyes, ow it hurts Shampoo in my eyes, ow it hurts Don't believe in their lies No tears isn't right Because you best believe You'll be in agony, that's right