The Ballad Of Milkman

Living in a cardboard box Fighting stray dogs for some rotten meat It's hard living on the street Because he was the milkman He used to have a job and loving friends But after nobody wanted milk from him They all buy it from the store So the job of the milkman was no more He was the milkman He was he milkman He was a nice man But not anymore He was the milkman He was the milkman Buy milk, 50 cents But not anymore On the street playing the cowbell A business man said I like your style He offered him a recording session The milkman took up on his option Doing shows becoming famous Gettin' the money, gettin' the women But was the milkman really happy He got angry and through his milk cap down He had enough of the fame The milk man, sad, walking down the street So many people wanted to meet But something finally came to him None of these people wanted milk from him He was sad, depressed Mentally repressed Of the times when he would deliver milk To all the people cheering his name He only wanted that kind of fame He was the milk man He was the milk man He was famous But not anymore Oh milkman what was it like living in the limelight? Oh milkman why couldn't you sleep at night? Oh milkman, they took your occupation away And you won't leave without a fight Finally down on his luck He thought of a final option Why is this job non existent? But then he spotted something in the distance Give me your purse! A strange man said Yelling at a defenseless lady The milkman thought I can't make people suffer like me. He ran over to the man Stole his gun Told him "Hey, Drop the purse" The police showed up and escorted him Now he's awarded a medal And allowed to give a speech All that came to his mind Was stop buying milk from the store and buy it from me Once he was employed living his life Then he was ran of business and backstabbed him with a knife Now he's on the street playing instruments and not living his dream He became famous, awarded a savior Can't smack the world out of their behavior Why can't you buy it from me and not from the store?Can I make this dream a reality Walking back from the ceremony He walked into the mayor who he was surprised to see He said "I too feel you pain" I've seen you cold and in the rain If it means, a lot to you I'll get your job back If it's the least I can do. All of a sudden the world got brighter People finally respected him And most of all, more important than all People finally buy from milk him The mayor saved his job And now he doesn't have to live at a bus stop So if you see a milkman on the street Buy milk from him, because he needs to eat