I Swear I'm Happy

Yeah King of the Bops I swear I'm happy More bang than an energy drink Certainly the way I think Is fast paced Like a race car Stamina like a zombie And she keep on coming Pop it in the head Call it a double tapping Rat-a-tat Tallahassee Gotta put that dog down No not Lassie I'll tag along like a Girl Scout cookie Sucking a dick Lips smacking Need a stick Between her lips Where the chap To stick it in Turn it up No capping Ya lips look like they need this Carmex Pucker up Buttercup Coat your lips with this And when you're done wipe it off And remove The residue Lick it if you want to Ballsack blue If it was green I would die Dabadeedaboodie Eiffel 65 Where they be Where they be Calling the nineties Yeah I swear I'm happy Yeah Shit I swear I'm happy Yeah I swear I'm happy I swear I swear Ah f*ck this bullshit Eat my ass And fucking Suck it too I'll even give you a straw And I'll split it in two So anyone else Can help suck it with you I'm tired of y'all shit Y'all boogies achoo I'm good as f*ck In the words of autocorrect Y'all ducking suck Nutsack anthem This runner's up Barry Allen So take your marks Vladimir Lenin Man you rapping too slow Shit it's deliberate Cause when the lyrics leave me lips I wanted y'all to fucking hear it Cause a boat's gotta row Row row your boat Gently with the streams Til the numbers float And the fit looking clean Got them ears listening For more than 17 minutes In a gadda da vida No subtitles Like my name is not Rita I bleed for this Like period Yeah I swear I'm happy Yeah Shit I swear I'm happy Yeah I swear I'm happy I swear I swear Ah f*ck this bullshit Ending the sentence Declarative statements English please Cause I do not speak Spanish No habla Espanol No parle vu France You wanna dance darling Then fucking romance me F*ck Patrick Swayze He's dead and I hate him And f*ck Dirty Dancing And Ok that was too far I'm sorry I don't hate Patrick Swayze or Dirty Dancing That's my bad I swear I'm happy I swear I swear Ah f*ck this bullshit